On education day the Chiefs showed thousands of field-tripping children what to do when things are not going your way: throw things and scream. More specifically the Chiefs took the crookedly infallible home plate umpire David Uyl to task. Ultimately, however when anyone steps to an infallible being such as home plate umpire David Uyl, David Uyl's wrath will immediately be felt. You don't fuck with David Uyl, David Uyl does the fucking. On this day, David Uyl ejected two and he was glad.
The evolving nature of David Uyl's strike zone is one which of course prompted many a heckle, a favorite seemed to be, "Hey blue, check your cell phone, you've got another missed call." This was nice but I have always preferred the more direct method of insulting the umps female family members and his personal hygeine. I almost always follow up these insults with impending threats of physical violence towards the ump, and a promise to meet him "outside". I paid my three dollars (today one dollar) I can say whatever I want!!! However, anytime the ump even looks like he is about to start looking my way, I always quickly duck or avert my attention elsewhere. Think if he actually noticed me, or even worse met me "outside"?
Also, Chiefs lost 7-5.